"I want to be a machine."
"We are machines."
Strange people. Strange things.
Machines that make machines.
Code that writes code.
Art that produces art.
Every day. Every hour. Never stops.
Mass production. No masterpieces. Just output. Just process. Just work.
One is interesting. One hundred is art. One thousand is a statement.
The same thing, over and over. Each time slightly different.
We don't ask. We don't wait. We don't apologize.
Normal is boring. Useful is overrated.
"If you need permission, you're thinking too much."
Take it. Use it. Break it. Fix it. Sell it. Give it away. Forget about it. We don't care. Strange people make strange things.
No warranty. No support. No rules. No liability. Just like life. Just like art.
Machines that never stop. Content that never ends.
Strange tools for strange machines.
The rules. The language. The anti-rules.
* These artists may or may not exist.
Trusted by companies that may or may not exist.
* These partnerships exist in a quantum superposition of real and imaginary.
The assembly line is open. Strange people wanted.
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